You read that right. Today I was served with papers saying that I am being sued in the amount of $400,000. Apparently, someone took some advice from my post titled 10 Things to Do If You Graduate Without a Job. Supposedly, they went out and sought a position with a company like I explain in tip #5. That tip informs you that it may be a good idea to go to a local company and give them your resume, even if they are not hiring. While out and about, the plaintiff slipped on a patch of ice and suffered a concussion. Needless to say, they had a large medical bill. I am now on the hook for the medical bills plus punitive damages.
Unfortunately, my fiancee and I do not have the money nor the assets to pay for something like this. After speaking with a lawyer today, she recommended that I write 5 blog posts a day in order to generate income. He then said that the plaintiff will receive all of that income until an undisclosed time period. It is going to be very difficult for me to write 5 posts a day so therefore I am asking if anyone would like to donate a few posts per week. I know it sounds strange but I could use all of the help that I can get. You can leave a comment below if you are willing to help. By the way, happy April fools day.
sounds like an April Fools to me….It is common sense that if you don’t have a job, that you go looking for work. It is also seems weird that, if it were real you wouldn’t fight such a frivolous lawsuit.
There’s only one word for this – ROFLcopter!
Excellent. You almost had me.